Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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