I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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