ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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