I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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