the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
