What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Is Oprah even human
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Randomize
