How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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