Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
i out mim tonsoeep
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