Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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