I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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