What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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