When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
love makes seman taste better
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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