David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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