I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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