some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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