where does the pee come out of this thing
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
and eventually we just all took our pants off
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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