Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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