But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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