I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
