We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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