Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i need an iv and a liver transplant
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
