I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I've blown a few things in my day
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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