windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
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