I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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