Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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