Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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