In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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