i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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