Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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