So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Your dad touched me again.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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