he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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