"it" just moved
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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