Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
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I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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