Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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