that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Randomize
