North Korea, Best Korea!
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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