i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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