Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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