ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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