I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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