god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
This beer is not sobering me up at all
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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