The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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