i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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