Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
