At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
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I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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