The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
we should paint friendship bongs
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