The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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