Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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