put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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