flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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