I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
The Olympian is in my bed
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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