Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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