he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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