There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
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In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I'm really busy with my period
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