hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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