By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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