we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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